TWILIGHT!!!!!!!

Kjrsten - I am a mormon woman and I am totally not down with twilight! I say to all women NAY to TWILIGHT/EDWARD and YEA to your husbands/boyfriends! What do I know though I heavn’t even read it, too busy reading the classics of fitzgerald at the moment!

alexismunoa - I loooove boys who break my ribs, threaten to eat to suck my blood, keep secrets from me and want me to leave my family, school and friends to have their vampire baby that will kill other humans i may have known at one time. yeah that is a good message. Ps lets whine about it for 4-5 books.
love that.

Jonathan Canlas - This is the best thing I’ve read all week…in the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly…

Twilight : A Hater’s Guide
The saga of Bella and Edward is a must-see for girls and girls at heart. But is there any reason for guys to check it out? Clark Collis says hell, no!

Let’s assume you’re an adult male who has somehow avoided reading EW’s 1,783 recent Twilight cover stories. You may be thinking, “Hey, this thing made a ton of money; maybe I should see it.” You shouldn’t. Twilight has no more to offer you than a sale at Sephora (FYI:Apparently, that’s a lipstick emporium of some sort). Oh, sure, the premise of this horror movies sounds enticing: A hot teenage girl (Kristen Stewart) moves to a new school in the rugged Pacific Northwest, where she discovers the man of her dreams (Robert Pattison) is acutally…a vampire! It’s Near Dark-meets-Deliverance, right? Incorrectomundo! This adaptation of Stephanie Meyer’s best-selling novel (for girls!) is actually the lamest episode of 90210 ever made combining forces with the second-lamest episode of 90210 ever made.

In fact- and this the crucial point- Twilight is not a horror movie at all, just an excuse to feature the two leads making cow eyes at each other. Pattison and his band of fellow goth-ners only feat on the blood of, uh, cute animals, which might irk the folks at PETA, but does not a terrifying movie make. This interminable kissyfest is as frightening as an average edition of The View (FYI:Apparently, that’s a daytime chat show of some sort). Yes, if you take the ladyfriend, she will repeatedly clutch your knee-which, after all, is the principal raison d/etre of the horror genre. However, she will do this not from fear but to alert you to some aspect of Pattinson’s total dreaminess. That’s no way to spend an evening when there is beer to be drunk, sports teams to be supported, or, indeed, paint to watch dry.

Crazy Lifferths - Obsessed?! I am not that bad. Plus, NO is mormon and isn’t that into it, she only the read the first book! However, she did she the movie like DAYS before I did! I have never thought that they guy playing Edward was physically attractive, but that photographer worked a miracle! She made him look fantastic! Why couldn’t he look like that in the movie?! Anyway, I am glad to see you finally updating!

Whitney Elizabeth - i agree with Jon. (hi btw)
my sisters and i could not stop laughing.
that picture is cool, but that is not how they looked in the movie - at all.
and the poor guy who played edward had pit stains during one of the scenes!!! - that got me and sister 2 cracking up.

Anonymous - LOL - paul you crack me up beyond belief with that comment. classic. christine would.
nic

Sidney Bristow - brion <3s teh twilight!!!!